Today's Disasters: Man Hair Culture of Today

It's time for another MAN HAIR TUTORIAL! But first, we have GOT to clear some things up!

First order of business. Him:

Oh yay! It's R-pratz! No! Not HIM again. Despite his role of Edward Cullen- who supposedly has wonderful man hair- people genuinely like his Medusa-wave style. Are you kidding me? Great hair? NO!



Secondly- Joe Jonas:

One never knows where his hair is headed or if he can actually see out of that eye he covers.

Thirdly- that guy:

Wow! He has seen better days. Despite this, he has actually cleaned up a bit and actually has some great hair.

Fourth: Andy.

I like his hair shorter. Don't you?

We don't actually know who this guy is, but . . . . . . .

I was positive that spikes were SO last century

Funny story about him:

He had a sub category in the Google Search I typed in for "man hair." It was, in fact, Asian hair.



Great. Now that we have covered the business of today's man hair atrocities, we will continue with our own more important Man Hair Celebrities: the men of the distant past.